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for proper use of F U C K word
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the
English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which,
just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck"
falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both
transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can
be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really
doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John) or as a
noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is
fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It
can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you
can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe
AGGRESSIVE: FUCK YOU.
AGREEMENT: FUCKIN' A!
PSYCHOLOGICAL: YOU' RE FUCKED UP.
DESPIRE: OH, FUCKED IS ME.
INTELLIGENCE: YOU DUMB FUCK.
ETIQUETTE: PASS THE FUCKIN' SALT.
MATHEMATICAL: 69 = FUCKIN' HEAD.
MUSICAL: SOMEWHERE... OVER FUCKIN' RAINBOW.
REALITY: IT IS BETTER TO FUCK, THAN BE FUCKED.
ANNOYANCE: YOU' VE GOT SOME FUCKIN NERVE.
DIETARY: I CAN'T EAT THIS FUCKIN' SHIT.
MENTAL: ARE YOU FUCKIN' WITH ME HEAD OR WHAT?
PATRIOTIC: I REGRET, I HAVE, BUT ONE FUCK TO GIVE
FOR MY COUNTRY.
PHILOSOPHICAL: WHAT THE SOUND OF ONE PERSON FUCKING?
APPEARANCE: YOU LOOK LIKE FUCKIN' SHIT.
LEGAL: MY LAWYER FUCKED ME AGAIN.
CHARITY: DON'T DO ME ANY FUCKING FAVORS.
JOY: I'M SO HAPPY I COULD JUST FUCK.
ANIMAL: HEY COW, GET OF MY FUCKIN' FACE.
Amazement: Fucking shit!
Annoyance: Don't fuck with me.
Apathy: Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?
Benevolence: Don't do me any fucking favors.
Command: Go fuck yourself!
Confusion: What the fuck?
Denial: I didn't fucking do it.
Despair: Fucked again.
Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking thing.
Directions: Fuck off.
Dismay: Oh, fuck it!
Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
Encouragement: Keep on fucking.
Fraud: I got fucked.
Greetings: How the fuck are ya?
Hatred of chemistry: Thermofuckingdynamics.
Identification: Who the fuck are you?
Ignorance: He's such a fuck head.
Incompetence: He's a fuck up.
Insight: You're out of your fucking mind!
Laziness: He's a fuck off.
Lost: Where the fuck are we?
Panic: Let's get the fuck out of here.
Passive: Fuck me!
Perplexity: I fucking know all about it.
Philosophical: Who gives a fuck?
Pleasure: I couldn't be any fucking happier!
Question: You ain't fucking me?
Rebellion: Fuck the world!
Resignation: Oh, fuck it!
Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!
Suspicion: Who the fuck are you?
Trouble: I guess I'm fucked now.
Ugliness: You're a dumb looking fuck.
Wisdom: Fuck that shit!
Wonder: How the fuck did you do that?
Word History: The obscenity fuck is a very old word, first
recorded in English in the 15th century. Age has not dimmed its shock value,
even though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first
known occurrence, in a poem entitled "Flen flyys" written sometime before 1500,
is in code, illustrating the unacceptability of the word even then. The poem,
composed in a mixture of Latin and English, satirizes the Carmelite friars of
Cambridge, England, with the title taken from the first words of the poem, "Flen,
flyys, and freris," that is, "fleas, flies, and friars." The line that contains
fuck reads "Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk." The Latin words "Non
sunt in coeli, quia" mean "they [the friars] are not in heaven, since." The code
"gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk" is easily broken by simply writing the preceding letter
in the alphabet. As we decode, we must
watch for differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now. For
g write f; for x, v (used for u and v) etc.: fucant wivys of heli.
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the fuck was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun."
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
"Heads are going to fucking roll."
"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
It does so fucking look like her!"
"How the fuck did you work that out?"
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
"Fuck a duck."
"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
John F. Kennedy